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my parents are forcing me to stay a week longer. im using my only wifi to post this goodbye note
well, for a week. see you next weel
hearts to all

ahh im going off now

i feel like my first born is dying

see you in two weeks, all 232 of you

//is it cheesy to post hearts?


/very cheesy. but did i do it? yes.


I don’t think you guys understand how much I love fanfiction cliches in my smut. I love them so much. I could read a hundred stories where two characters get locked in a small space or have to share body heat or get caught in a rainstorm and have to take off wet clothes. I’m being completely genuine when I say that I live for smut fanfiction cliches.


am i bisexual? am i pansexual? am i gay? am i straight? well officer mostly i’m just sad

How To say I Love you… 





In English:

I Love You.

In Spanish:

Te Amo.

In French:

Je t’aime.

In Basketball:

I’ll be your shadow.

In Swimming:

You swim for me.

In Baseball:

I’ll make you an authentic as.

In Volleyball:

As long as I’m here you are invincible.

In the Victorian Era :

Yes, my Lord

In times of man eating giants:

You shitty brat.

In ages of modern detectives:

Sherlock is a girl’s name

Do it. 


I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself 





i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life 

I tried to scroll too..

don’t do it.

You can’t just scroll past. It could mean life or death for one more person.


i won’t post in the next two weeks-ish, going to LEGOLAND!!1!

and the less important, new fics are called chick and kesha, so don’t even. don’t.



The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real


we are always under the same sky

we are always under the same sky


this is one of my favorite parts because av stuff doesnt work like that. if the connection was bad then the picture would switch back and forth between the two signals or it might go to static or color bars but there is nothing that would make the picture go all crazy in isolated parts like that. which means moriarty specifically edited the video like that to make it more scary.


"do you ever wear anything that isn’t black"

"yeah, once a year"



so im filling out an application for this GLSEN thing and i just sort of


so im filling out an application for this GLSEN thing and i just sort of