Get To Know Me ⇨ TV-Shows [1/10 - redone]: Doctor Who
↳ “My favorite story was about a man who’d lived forever, but his eyes were heavy with the weight of all he’d seen. A man who fell from the stars.”
Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously, “TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.”
We. All. DIED.
I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS.
me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny
and remember kids its never too late to become a raging degenerate homosexual
make me choose:
↳ anonymous asked:
Matt Smith Smiling as the Doctoror David Tennant Smiling as The Doctor
Best Tumblr Responses
if icarly was a real website run by three 13 year olds it would look like this
I’m such a fool, I can’t be f r e e
Disney characters confined/chained
woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf
this is literally the best post ever
LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER
I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT
"what is THIS? what? i’m ginger? and WHAT ARE THESE?”
13 is shown.
it is catherine tate.
end credits roll. doctor who ends.
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
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I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
3th time i’ve reblogged this